Now boarding · Solana
The strait is no longer straight.
The busiest shipping lane on Earth just got fabulous. A fair-launch memecoin about pride, love and liquidity. No war, only werk.
Breaking news
Twenty percent of the world's oil squeezes through the Strait of Hormuz every day. As of now, so does one hundred percent of the world's gay alpha. $GOH is a community memecoin on Solana: no presale, no team bags, no utility except joy.
Turning the strait into slay-t. Where the headlines see tankers and tension, we see a rainbow river, a lighthouse and a captain in aviators. Pride goes where it wants. So does liquidity.
Sailor, not sorry. We ship memes, not missiles. Every holder is crew, and every crew member raises the flag.
Tokenomics
Fair launched on pump.fun. Everything is on-chain and nothing sits in a wallet labelled “team”.
$GOH. One billion, all of it fabulous. Fixed forever.
No buy tax, no sell tax, no nonsense. Werk keeps 100% of werk.
No presale, no team allocation, no insiders. Everything is on-chain.
Liquidity moves to PumpSwap on graduation and the LP is burned. Nobody can pull it.
Mint authority revoked at creation. The supply can never grow.
Freeze authority revoked too. Nobody can lock your bag.
No roadmap dictators. The crew steers, the captain just looks good.
Standard pump.fun distribution. LP is burned when the coin graduates.
Roadmap
Scroll to sail the strait. Every port is a milestone, every milestone is a party.
Fair launch on pump.fun. The crew assembles, the first memes hit the water, the lighthouse turns on.
Graduate to PumpSwap. Trending on DexScreener. One thousand sailors aboard and counting.
Exchange listings, merch drops, a full meme takeover of the timeline. Tankers honk in support.
World peace via memes. No war, only werk. Then we keep sailing, because the sea is big and so are we.
How to buy
Four steps from landlubber to sailor. Takes about five minutes.
Download the Phantom wallet on your phone or as a browser extension. Write your seed phrase down somewhere that isn't a screenshot.
Get PhantomBuy SOL inside Phantom with a card, or send some over from your exchange. A little extra covers the network fees.
Open our official pump.fun page or paste the contract address from this site. Check it twice, scammers love a lookalike.
Launching soonPick your amount, confirm in Phantom, and welcome aboard, sailor. Now go post about it.
Post about it on XPropaganda
Steal these. Post them. Tag us. Tilt them with your mouse, tap to open.
All five posters, the profile picture and the X banner in full resolution. Post it, remix it, tag @gay_of_hormuz, raise the flag.
Meme generator
Type a headline, get a poster. Share it straight from your phone or download it and post it anywhere.
Long-press the image to save it.
Arcade
Pilot the $GOH ship through the strait: tap to stay afloat, dodge the cliffs and the mines, collect the hearts, survive 90 seconds. Free to play, no wallet needed. Beat your best and brag on X.
Follow the voyage
Everything official lands on X first: the contract address, the launch, the memes. Turn notifications on so it finds you first. We never DM first, we never ask for your seed phrase, and we never stop honking.